Springtime for Bitcoin: “You Can Make More Money With a Flop Than a Hit!"
There’s a very specific kind of fraud that only works in America. It has to be theatrical. It has to be patriotic. And it has to be so dumb, so gloriously idiotic, that you’re not even sure it’s real until the whole house is on fire and the arsonist is on Fox News saying it was an electrical short caused by wokeness.
Welcome to Springtime for Bitcoin, starring Donald J. Trump as Max Bialystock, a rotating cast of Heritage Foundation interns as Franz Liebkind, and Project 2025 as the script that nobody was supposed to actually produce.
This isn’t a conspiracy theory. It’s a musical. And they’re dancing on the grave of the U.S. dollar.
ACT I: THE GRIFT THAT PRINTS ITSELF
Mel Brooks’ The Producers wasn’t just a comedy—it was a blueprint.
In the story, two con men realize they can make more money producing a guaranteed flop than a hit. All they have to do is overfund it, sabotage it, and disappear before anyone asks questions.
Sound familiar?
Now swap the stage for the Treasury, replace investors with taxpayers, and substitute the flop musical with the entire U.S. economy.
Trump and his cronies—through Project 2025, alt-right crypto evangelists, and the winking lunatics at CPAC—have begun orchestrating what may go down as the biggest bait-and-switch since Nixon decoupled from gold. But this time, the scam isn't in the shadows. It’s in the policy. And the punchline is Bitcoin.
ACT II: PROJECT 2025—WRITTEN BY SATAN, COPYEDITED BY GOLDBUGS
If you haven't read Project 2025, congratulations on preserving your blood pressure. It's a 900-page fever dream designed to make Grover Norquist climax. A plan to gut the administrative state, nuke the Fed’s credibility, exit the IMF, and return America to some hallucinatory pre-New Deal Goldilocks zone where men were men and money was rocks.
But the kicker?
While they're busy screaming about fiat money tyranny, they're stockpiling Bitcoin.
Yes, you read that right.
Project 2025 calls for the creation of a Strategic Bitcoin Reserve. The same people who once mocked Bitcoin as “drug money for hackers” are now treating it like digital manna from heaven. All while plotting to hollow out the very institutions that give the dollar its power.
It’s not hypocrisy. It’s a liquidation sale.
And the American economy is the asset.
ACT III: COLLAPSE IS THE BUSINESS MODEL
Let’s get painfully honest: This isn’t mismanagement. This isn’t incompetence. This is the deliberate destabilization of the U.S. financial order by people who think they can get rich off the fallout.
And you know what? They might be right.
In The Producers, Bialystock and Bloom made more money from a flop than a hit.
Now imagine a financial system where:
Treasury debt becomes unserviceable
Trust in the dollar evaporates
International trade realigns around new currencies
The U.S. becomes a punchline in the next BRICS+ economic forum
In that chaos? Bitcoin becomes the lifeboat.
And guess who already owns all the lifeboats?
Trump. Elon. Peter Thiel. Russian oligarchs. MAGA PACs. A few Saudi princes for flavor.
The rest of us? We’re getting sold Titanic-branded NFTs.
ACT IV: SOUND MONEY, LOUD FRAUD
Let’s pretend—just for a moment—that they’re being honest. That they believe in "sound money." That they think returning to the gold standard and embracing Bitcoin will restore order.
Here’s the problem: You can’t preach sound money while selling IOUs against a burning house.
You can’t scream about inflation while you’re actively sabotaging the central bank’s tools for managing it. You can’t dismantle institutions, replace them with chaos, and pretend Bitcoin is some holy redeemer rather than a gamble they’ve already placed their chips on.
They don’t want to fix the system.
They want the crash to pay out.
It’s not economic policy. It’s an exit scam.
And they're banking on you being too confused, too tired, or too broke to notice.
ACT V: THE BITCOIN BROADWAY FINALE
So here we are.
The dollar is teetering. The debt is metastasizing. The political system is a punchline. And rising from the smoke is Bitcoin—the shining digital asset that just so happens to be owned by the same people starting the fire.
Elon’s in space. Trump’s selling $99 superhero NFTs. Everyone else is trying to figure out if they should buy food or pay rent.
And the chorus line?
It’s singing:
🎶 Springtime for Bitcoin and MAGA in D.C.
Dollar is failing—this was the key!
Project 2025, burn it alive,
While we escape with our crypto and glee! 🎶
FINAL BOW: THIS IS NOT A DRILL
What you’re witnessing isn’t a glitch. It’s a strategy.
Destabilize the system.
Hoard the alternative.
Profit off the wreckage.
Then blame “the woke.”
It’s The Producers, rewritten by Heritage Action, directed by Alex Jones, and funded by shadowy SuperPACs who already converted half their war chests into cold wallets.
And when the curtain falls, they’ll say it was fate.
They’ll say Bitcoin saved America.
They’ll say it was a revolution.
But you’ll know the truth.
It was a goddamn musical scam,
And you paid for the ticket.
